Prescription Script Collector Gifts

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Side Effects

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

'Just because!'

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

Monster in shape of letter C.

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

"I warned you not to mix the vitamin pills." - Vomiting letters of the alphabet.

Man with a copyrighted cast.

"My counter vitamins give me the flexibility to reach my shelf vitamins."

"For your mood swings I'm prescribing the feel-good movie of the year. It's rated Rx."

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

"I learned my letters from eating alphabet soup."

Notice on Door - We the Undersigned

Rate your pain...

'I'm going to take you off 8 medications and put you on 9 new ones.'

"My doctor has me on a lot of prescriptions."

"I never sign without reading it first."

Junk Mail Only.

"That IS you name? John Hancock? Oh, sir, I must beg your pardon!"