Movie Prescription Collector Gifts

"For your mood swings I'm prescribing the feel-good movie of the year. It's rated Rx."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Orthopaedist

Side Effects

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

Charlie Chaplin

W.C.Fields

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

'Johnny Depp'

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Marlon Brando

Man Smoking

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Donald Trump swims up to bite the Statue of Liberty.

Action film for sheep

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

'Dr Yomp's laxatives works for you, and loosens up the slots at the casino!'

'What do you recommend for the collecting bug?'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

DVD Blu-Ray. Action. Adventure. Sale. Ernie, what's the movie where Harrison Ford lifts a drain cover and makes a getaway? "The Grate Escape"!

They both have glasses

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