Supplement Collector Gifts

"My counter vitamins give me the flexibility to reach my shelf vitamins."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

A gap between the solar panels

Nutritional Supplements.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'What have you got?'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"He has a pretty rare blood group."

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"