Supplement Collector T-Shirts

"My counter vitamins give me the flexibility to reach my shelf vitamins."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Flying sauces.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

A gap between the solar panels

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Nutritional Supplements.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'

'What have you got?'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Condiments, Inc. I was fired. They gave me a chance to "catch up," but I just couldn't "cut the mustard"!

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"He has a pretty rare blood group."