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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Flying sauces.

Self-esteem room

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'This is your lucky day!'

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Bear Office Worker

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'What have you got?'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

'It was very good.'

I always frame yours, J.B.