Supplement Sorters Gifts

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Nutritional Supplements.

Protein Powder Irony

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'

HR worker wading through CV's.

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'You need to reduce your iron intake.'

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

Under new management. But still no bananas.