Supplement Sorters Gifts

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Too much Omega 3.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Nutritional Supplements.

Protein Powder Irony

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

HR worker wading through CV's.

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

Under new management. But still no bananas.

Useful and Useless Screws

"I warned you not to mix the vitamin pills." - Vomiting letters of the alphabet.

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'