Sustainable Sorter Gifts

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

HR worker wading through CV's.

The youth shows responsibility!

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"

"Oooh - Madam does look bloodthirsty!"

'Do you know how much damage all these plastic bags are doing to our planet.'

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.