Pill Picker Gifts

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Medical Supplies

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

Wrong pills

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

EU money addiction

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

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