Pill Puzzler Gifts

"Viagra looks way too much like Aleve!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Problem Solver Wanted

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

This prescription doesn't have side efets. It's more like straight to the top and straight to the bottom.

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

This Side Up.

No way am I taking a spinach and broccoli pill.

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

That last prescription drug you gave me doesn't control my hypertension!

"Your late husband left you a substantial sum..."

Weight gain on the pill.

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

Alert with Ibuprofen

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."

Eye test for pharmacists.

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

"I have these pills to relieve hayfever but the side effects are watery eyes, a runny nose and sneezing."