Pill Juggler Gifts

"Place under your tongue and swallow. Then spit it out when no one's looking."

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Football

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Balanced Diet"

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"She's late for her stress management course."

Tom Mullica.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Mountain climber error.

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

Chiropractor

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

"If you're worried about taking so many tablets I could prescribe you some valium..."

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

'Your test all came back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

Van Gogh accidentally knocks his color palette into the fireplace.

"He told me to take 3 pills twice a day or 7 pills every other day or 23 pills once a week. I think it's a placebo."

Ralph's fancy fork work was no match for spots expert ballpointsmanship.

'Take one after each meal.'

'Sorry, too busy to get you a drink just now, here are your tablets, don't forget to take them with water.'