Prescription Puzzler Gifts

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Wow, he survived! I didn't have a clue what his doctor scribbled down when I filled that prescription.'

"Take some of these pills, then take the others. Take these again, then the others. You'll still be a mini depressive, but a manic depressive with control."

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Packaging Russian Dolls

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Problem Solver Wanted

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

That last prescription drug you gave me doesn't control my hypertension!