Prescription Puzzler Pillows

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Wow, he survived! I didn't have a clue what his doctor scribbled down when I filled that prescription.'

"Take some of these pills, then take the others. Take these again, then the others. You'll still be a mini depressive, but a manic depressive with control."

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Packaging Russian Dolls

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Problem Solver Wanted

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Secateurs and non-secateurs

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.

'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'

'I've prescribed Anti-Depressants - you'll still be paranoid, but you'll be happily paranoid!'

Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'

'Call me immediately if this prescription causes and headaches or hallucinations.'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

'Take two of these after I leave the room.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

That last prescription drug you gave me doesn't control my hypertension!

"Don't chew them. They're supposed to hatch in your intestines."

Weight gain on the pill.

"It's impossible for me to get much work done in the office. I play Sudoku."