Pill Picker Pillows

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Medication for the elderly

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Medical Supplies

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

EU money addiction

Wrong pills

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"