Pill Packer Gifts

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

The experienced backpacker.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Medicinal plants

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Medication for the elderly

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Up your end.

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Medical Supplies

Side Effects

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Wrong pills

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'