Pill Packer Gifts

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

The experienced backpacker.

That one has all the batteries!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Medicinal plants

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Medication for the elderly

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Medical Supplies

Up your end.

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Side Effects

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

Wrong pills

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'