Plastic Packer Gifts

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

That one has all the batteries!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Luggage Mom

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Up your end.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Nest building

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

Clearing Away Christmas

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Commuter X-Ray

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"I'm not leaving you – I'm spending the day at the beach."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Holidays

"I hate packing for trips."

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'