Present Packer Gifts

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Luggage Mom

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Up your end.

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Nest building

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"I'm not leaving you – I'm spending the day at the beach."

Commuter X-Ray

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

'I said she might like it.'

"I hate packing for trips."

Holidays

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'