Present Packer Gifts

That one has all the batteries!

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Luggage Mom

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Men pack. Women move.'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Up your end.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Nest building

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"I'm not leaving you – I'm spending the day at the beach."

Commuter X-Ray

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

"I hate packing for trips."

Holidays

'I said she might like it.'

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'