Pillow Partner Pillows

'Bob, I just realized something. I sleep in a bed that's on a bed! Crazy, right?'

"Will you quit sleeping so goddamn peacefully!"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Pachyderm insomnia.

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."