Pillow Pro Pillows

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Sex Score

'Pillow too soft?'