Pillow Lover Pillows

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

Angel plumps up cloud.

'Even the price of down is up.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Relaxing on a sofa

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

You are the 1 I settled 3

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'