Pillow Lover Pillows

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Angel plumps up cloud.

'Even the price of down is up.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Relaxing on a sofa

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"Where do you to go?"

You are the 1 I settled 3

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"