Pillow Philosophers Gifts

"I'm too tired to be annoying right now."

"Have you noticed that sleeping in isn't half as enjoyable since we retired?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Where do you to go?"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'