Pillow Conversationalist Gifts

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"Where do you to go?"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Who's God?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."