Pillow Enthusiast Prints

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

The Bed Treatment

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Lazy Susan

'That's what I'm talkin' about.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Throw pillow, through pillow.

'He's had one of his nightmares again.'

"Papi, do you want a better, more comfortable life for me?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Memory-foam pillows...

"...for better or worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in bed covered with an absolutely godawful number of pillows..."

"I'll need a volunteer for this next move."

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

The Cold Side of Pillow

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

How My Pillow Works.

"If I had known you'd be screaming into a pillow every night, I would've bought one for stomach sleepers."

"By the time we move all the pillows, I'm too tired for sex."

Covid Travels