Collecting Cushions T-Shirts

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"He's just a big softy really"

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"It was a crime of fashion."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"Need hug."

False alarm; chair salesman

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

'There's only one chair. It's about to get ugly ladies.'

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

We have reason to believe you have an unlicenced sofa...

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."