Cushion Collector Gifts

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

I'm taking no chances tonight! (Floor lined with cushions ready for when he falls off his stool).

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

Fakir Throw Cushions.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

I don't trust banks. I keep some of my money right here. It's prudent to have a financial cushion.

Pig's Human Bank

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Long Johns Silver."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"You know your dog better than I do."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

You know you're getting old when....

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

'I set off what?'

I have a press for every day of the year!

What's your guess? "Venetian blondes."