Cushion Collector Pillows

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

I'm taking no chances tonight! (Floor lined with cushions ready for when he falls off his stool).

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

Fakir Throw Cushions.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Pig's Human Bank

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Long Johns Silver."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"You know your dog better than I do."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

You know you're getting old when....

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

I have a press for every day of the year!

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."