Cushion Collectors Pillows

If you find any change between the cushions, it's mine.

...Meanwhile, over at the pillow factory...

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

I don't trust banks. I keep some of my money right here. It's prudent to have a financial cushion.

Pig's Human Bank

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Long Johns Silver."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

You know you're getting old when....

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

I have a press for every day of the year!

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

'I set off what?'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

What's your guess? "Venetian blondes."