Cushion Collectors Prints

...Meanwhile, over at the pillow factory...

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Pig's Human Bank

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"Long Johns Silver."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

You know you're getting old when....

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

'I set off what?'

I have a press for every day of the year!

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

Spent it all on decorator pillows.