Cushion Aficionado Pillows

You know you're getting old when....

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Knights of the bedside table.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Knight walking a dog.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Do you like my bling?

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Australian Mobile Bar

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Crocodile Shoes

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Man and bird

A day at the races