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You know you're getting old when....

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Knights of the bedside table.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Do you like my bling?

Knight walking a dog.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Australian Mobile Bar

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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Knight school.

Man and bird

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