Corset Collector Pillows

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Shoe addict.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Long Johns Silver."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Ahem."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Too Much?

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Bad Outfit Alarm.