Corset Curious Pillows

36 waist' - 'Mmm... comfy' - '34' Waist' - 'This would be easier with a corset.' - '32' waist' - 'Uh-oh... I can't feel my legs.' -

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Bee costume

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Hair spray"

Doctor Bartolo

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Knight

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Bat