Corset Curious Gifts

36 waist' - 'Mmm... comfy' - '34' Waist' - 'This would be easier with a corset.' - '32' waist' - 'Uh-oh... I can't feel my legs.' -

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Doctor Bartolo

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Hair spray"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Things get more interesting at noon."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"I can't wait to put them on."

'This closet needs digitized.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Bat

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'