Cosmetic Curious Gifts

"Hair spray"

'While you're operating on me, how about throwing in some free liposuction?'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

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"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

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"She's had a lot of work done."

'Botox so soon, Master?'