Nudism Curious Gifts

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Privates Beach"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'No luggage.'

Two piece outfits only.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Let's git naked!'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"