Nudism Curious Gifts

Nudist Colony Halloween Parties

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Two piece outfits only.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Let's git naked!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'This is totally bananas!'