Corset Collector Mugs

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Shoe addict.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"Long Johns Silver."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Too Much?

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Ahem."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'