Prosthetics Collector Mugs

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Cat statues on entrance gate

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Woman applying makeup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"It makes you look old."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"More concealer?"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."