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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Woman applying makeup

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"More concealer?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"I wonder what this was for."

"Trust me – she's a witch."