Contraption Collectors Mugs

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Jazz Bagpipes

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"If, in the future, you're unclear about what I need you to gather when I say nuts ..."

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"I think you might need a few more tools."

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!