Contraption Collectors Pillows

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"

Jazz Bagpipes

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 2

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I think you might need a few more tools."

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.