Collecting Couches Pillows

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Eventual Motion Machine

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."