Collecting Home Objects Gifts

"I'm tired of being treated like an object!" "I hate it!" "Yeah!" "Me too!" "What about it lady?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Cats on Board.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rocking Horse

'Man...You age great!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Pianist.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Origin of the 'spork'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"You rang?"

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'