Collecting Home Objects Pillows

"I'm tired of being treated like an object!" "I hate it!" "Yeah!" "Me too!" "What about it lady?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Cats on Board.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Pianist.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Origin of the 'spork'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"You rang?"

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'