Furniture Shopping Prints

'How much money does it hold?'

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Can I return it if my cat doesn't like it?'

'How did I get talked into buying beanbag furniture?'

'Mine!'

'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

A sofa for every budget!

'You're looking for a coffee table? Regular, or decaf?'

'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'

Memory Foam Mattress.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

"Does it double as a home office?"

'I'm looking for a coffee table to match this book.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"There we go! That's not going anywhere!"

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I'll give you £100. No one's going to want it now that my husband's sat in it."

"How do I make my water bed more bouncy?"

"Do you have anything a little firmer?"

"Yes, a chair for my husband. Something that reclines and has prison-quality restraints."

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

"Do you like this settee - oh, stop. How often do I ask you to go furniture shopping?"

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

'Dining table. Seats six people, with square legs.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Yes, well not all Kings are Kingsize!"