Furniture Shopping Companion Prints

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Den Furniture

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Fumes from furniture

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Ikea for Hippies

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."