Furniture Shopping Companion Prints

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Fumes from furniture

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

I see

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Ikea for Hippies

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."