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"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I've got it written down...'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'But what do you sell?'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."