Furniture Shopping Strategist T-Shirts

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'But what do you sell?'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."