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"Perfect! I like a firm mattress and he likes it soft."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'He does lack social skills.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dogs shaving

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'