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"Perfect! I like a firm mattress and he likes it soft."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat Towels

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Yoga classes door.

Home Sweet Home

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Dogs shaving