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Ikea for Hippies

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat Towels

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Home Sweet Home

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Yoga classes door.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Dogs shaving

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."