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"I'm the angel of sweatpants. Did the angels of depression and regret show up yet?"

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Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'