Attire Gifts

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Catsuit

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I feel a draft."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.