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"I'm the angel of sweatpants. Did the angels of depression and regret show up yet?"

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CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Cat Tie

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan